there's a first time for everything

so, there are people out there where getting hit on is just something that happens. me? yeah, thats not me (fyi, in no way am i bemoaning the fact that it DOESN"T happen to me. actually, i think it would be kinda annoying). well, guess what, this past week, some guy starts hitting on me. so he's the story. i hope you laugh. really loudly. enjoy :)

so there's this guy. his name is sam. before the beginning of this story, i'd only talked to him for a whole of 1 hour. and the first time i saw him, he was wearing a name tag. (not something you really see in college) but the first time he talked to me, he seemed kinda nice. 2nd time, he starts dropping little compliments. nothing to big. until today. soo, the dude sam from the bus...he blatantly told me he wants to be my boyfriend. i did tell him that i wasn't really looking for one, but that didn't seem to deter him from trying to convince me to date him. so, we sit down on the bus. he by the window, me by they aisle. we start talking about nothing really. i don't really remember b/c i'm actually very tired. i was kinda falling asleep on the bus. he just starts talking (with the occasional curse word). while we're talking, he keeps paying me little compliments. like: "your hair is beautiful." or "i like your earings" (to me, it seemed like he was droping compliments like bread crumbs and i was supposed to be the bird. but since i'm tired, i'm not really scrambling to eat gobble.) intermittenly, he keeps singing this song by stevey wonder (i'm not sure which one) but i think its something like a love song because he keeps looking at me when he sings it. and then he says "you are beautiful" so i thought i misheard him and said "what did you say?" he just looked at me. he had this look of disbelief on his face which was rather funny. to my response he replied "you honesty didn't hear what i said?" to which i said "yes i did. i'm tired and things are just going *vague hand wave* i'm not processing things" he makes a sound of disbelief and says "so you didn't hear that i just said i ike your hair, your earings, you're the most beautiful gir in the world, i want to be your boyfriend?" me?: uhhhh, no i didn't. (i actually did. i just wanted to hear it again. wait until i'm done typing julie!!!! by this point, he's actually started to lean on me. at some point, his arm is actually resting on me. this kinda wierded me out a little bit. "why is your arm on me?" his response: "because you want it to be" i just turn and look at it (if possible, i would have shot it a death beam and turned it into ashes) even though i did ask him to move it, he didn't. so its kinda just resting there (and this bus was rather hot. but i couldn't really say "hey move your arm, its hot in here" because he would have turned it into an "oh, i'm hot? thank you" moment. so we get off the bus and are walking to the parking garage. (i was ahead of him b/c i got of first and then he caught up) so while we are walking he actually puts his arm around me. (oh, and please keep in mind that he's like 6') and i was like "why is your arm around me?" him: because i want to be your boyfriend. "please get off of me." can we hold hands instead? "but you're not my boyfriend." so? "well, i am gonna hold hands with my boyfriend, which your not." but i want to be your boyfriend. "but i don't want one." we walk up the steps and he's ahead of me. when i look up, all is see is a gibous moon of his blue boxers. since i'm tired, this makes me laugh. he stops on the landing and is like what? i blow it off as my seeing something funny (which is true) out the window (which is a lie). we go up the next flight of steps and right when i was about to exit to the actual parking, he goes and spanks my butt! (well, actually, it was my thigh) this kinda shocked me. i was like "hey! don't do that. its wierd!" (for some reason, i couldn't think of the words disturbing, gross, fresh, uncomfortable) his response? it was great! "no, it was wierd!" he's just a happy camper because he got to smack my oh, so great ba-donk-a-donk. then when i think he's going to his car, he kinda follows me to my car jack. and then he pulls the "oh crap. where's my car" but honest to goodness, i think he did semi-lose it. so we bid our goodbye. and he wanders around trying to find his. i didn't get into my car, b/c i was planning on going to the library. so then when he finally finds it, he shouts across the parking garage, goodbye! i love you. me: "bye."

i can honestly tell you that for a while i pulled the whole "OMG! HE LIKES ME! HE REALLY LIKES ME!" but then i pulled my head out of the clouds (which wasn't that hard to do considering the fact that there was a inclement weather warning due to an upcoming biology exam storm). then i realized "how stupid am i? (i laughed). so a guy hits on me. big deal. thanks for the compliments - every girl wants to hear them.